Are you a sea captain who needs his bed rocked by something other than the ocean? Stop scouring the seas for that perfect first mate and make an account at Sea Captain Date!
I think I could have lived my life without knowing about this - that was one creepy video! I guess next time he goes fishing he's gonna be using jail bait.
Then again, it's probably better than having the sea as your mistress, since she smells fishy and there's a chance of catching crabs.
PS: I noticed they have services for Sea Captains looking for guys - just in case they need more seamen on their poop deck! I'm sorry, but someone had to point that out.
oooh i like the bed rocking line! very clever! you could totally have a backup job writing ad copy :D
ReplyDeleteHaha yesssssssss!!! Why have a boy with a car when you can get a MAN WITH A BOAT?
ReplyDeleteI think I could have lived my life without knowing about this - that was one creepy video! I guess next time he goes fishing he's gonna be using jail bait.
ReplyDeleteThen again, it's probably better than having the sea as your mistress, since she smells fishy and there's a chance of catching crabs.
PS: I noticed they have services for Sea Captains looking for guys - just in case they need more seamen on their poop deck! I'm sorry, but someone had to point that out.