Friday, January 21, 2011

People Who Take GPS Units to the Movies

You know that PSA that reminds you not to talk, text, or use your cell phone during a movie? Well, it leaves a giant loophole for people with GPS units. At my screening of "Black Swan," someone wandered through the front of the theater, guided by his pocket-sized marvel of 21st Century technology. "AT THE END OF THE STREET, TURN LEFT." Unfortunately the device was turned off before it could speak the final instruction, "AT YOUR DESTINATION, PUT ON YOUR BUNNY EARS...JACKASS."

1 comment:

  1. Whatever happened to the good ol'days when men were too proud to ask for directions? What's next? A device that will tell him how to dance or how to make love to his wife, thus turning sex into "Bop-it"?

    "Bop it! Twist it! Pull it! Bop it!"