Lame Celebrity Impersonators on Hollywood Blvd.

GUEST ARTIST: Steve Umbleby

I love this image. It's so true, too. If my camera skills were fast enough I would have a photo of a depressed Spider-Man, mask off, smoking a cigarette on the curb.

Steve is an animator and storyboard artist who recently moved from Columbus to LA. This is Umbleby's theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trYrBzlD47o.

Manscaping

Bonus points if you can do the same thing on the back.

Expensive Boats With Stupid Names

I actually saw a boat with this name at the "Pink Panther & Pals" wrap party last night. That's just too much money to invest in a bad pun. Bunny ears on you!

BP CEO Tony Hayward

Slick.

*Idea by Kevin Chang

Little Girls With Big Mustaches

Until they're old enough to shave, bunny ears will do.

Moe

GUEST ARTIST: Kali Fontecchio

Kali is an animation artist and illustrator in the LA area. She recently illustrated the children's book, "Dorotea and Friends Visit the Hospital."

Frogs With Poor Poker Faces

Totem Poles That Are Popular Bird Hang-Outs

Ladybugs That Keep Losing Their Spots

I keep finding little, black dots on the floor. I'm pretty certain they belong to a ladybug, but I haven't found the owner yet. If you see a spotless ladybug, either send it my way or give it some bunny ears. Thanks.

The Boston Celtics

Maybe next year...

Dick Cheney

GUEST ARTIST: Patrick O'Connor

Patrick is an illustrator and political cartoonist whose art can be seen in the LA Times and LA Weekly.

Squirrels That Give You "Squirrel Eye"

So...what's "squirrel eye?" I'm not entirely sure, but some kids on my block know what it is...

I was walking down the street while three, young girls were drawing with chalk on their driveway. As I passed, one of the girls quickly snapped her head to me as if possessed and intensely stated "squirrel eye!" I paused long enough for her twitching eye to suck half of my soul out of my body. Then she did it again: "squirrel eye!" There went the other half.

One of the other girls with her quickly pointed out that "Mom said you can't do that thing you just did." Good job, Mom, cuz "squirrel eye" is freaky!

Gimpy Goblins

Starting the week with a slow, gimpy pace...

Kids Who Feed Fish Sticks to Fish

*Idea by Fawn Veerasunthorn

Graffitied Butterflies

Obachan

GUEST ARTIST: Munki

This is one of the more unusual entries I've gotten. Here's the email that accompanied this image:

"HELLO MR. RYAN GREENS. OBACHAN IS A SUPER FAN OF YOUR "CUTER IN BUNNY EAR" BLOG, BUT SHE DOES NOT HAVE E-MAIL BECAUSE SHE IS OLD AND STOOPID, SO SHE SAY TO ME TO SEND ZIS PICTURE TO YOU. I LIKE YOUR WEBSITE TOO, BUT OBACHAN IS OBSESS ABOUT IT."

The email was from Munki, one of the odd duo at Brazahood.com. And to shed some light on the title, "obachan" is Japanese for "middle-aged woman" or "aunty."

So...I say thank you, Obachan, for your interest in the "Cuter in Bunny Ears" blog and thank you, Munki, for helping Obachan with this modern-aged technology.

P.S. Just a little advice for Munki: try not to refer to people as "old and stoopid" as it tends to hurt their feelings.

Illiterate Monsters

Mustard

The worst of the condiments, in my opinion.

Fairies Who Are Too Fat to Fly

I've had fairies on the brain...especially ones in unitards.

Nine-Gallon Cowboys in Ten-Gallon Hats

Move along, lil' bunny...

(Bi-daily sketch group submission, too! Subject: "cowboy.")

Animal Abuse

GUEST ARTIST/ABUSED KITTY: Itty Bit

Itty Bitty Kitty submitted this photo to "Cuter in Bunny Ears" as a cry for help. Her owner, Stephanie Ramirez, hand-crafted a pair of bunny ears and forced them onto Itty's head, taunting "Hop, Itty! Hop!" for hours.

I'm back from vacation and down to only one job. Posts should be consistent once again.