The Horses That Don't Go Up and Down

Kim Jong-il

Drowning in Your Hair

Disney's 50th feature film, Tangled, comes out today. Lookin' forward to watching it.

Next post will be on Monday. Have a great Thanksgiving!

Black-Eyed Susan

People Who Peek Through the Crack in Bathroom Stalls to See if They're Empty

Biker Babies

Rats That Don't Pass the Ball

Heartbroken Trolls

Puppets With Potty Mouths

People With Three Left Feet

Running From Your Past

Plastic Flamingos

These decorations are the kiss of death to any property...unless they're wearing bunny ears.

Teen Idols That Are Humanoid Robots

GUEST ARTIST: Fawn Veerasunthorn

This counts as lip-syncing, right?

Single People Who Sit So Close to You It's Impossible to Talk on Your Date

Talk Show Hosts Who Have to Prove Themselves Repeatedly

Conan O'Brien begins his run on TBS tonight at 11pm. Hopefully he got the "Bunny Ears" memo.

Forever in Blue Jeans

Neil Diamond must have had a thing for skinny jeans. Once they go on, they never come back off.

People Nicknamed "Periscope Pete"

Birds That Migrate Too Far North

Prisoners of the Serengeti

Deer in Headlights