Birthdays

I'm old.

With all of the festivities until the New Year, I'll be pretty busy, so I'm gonna take a break from posting for a week or so. Have a great holiday season and I'll be slapping more bunny ears on things when 2011 is here!

Grey Hairs in Your Beard

Guys Who Hate the Color Blue

Thrill-Seeking Unidogs

Holy Bunny Ears! 200 posts!!

Birds That Pray

Meltdowns

Really Long Cats

People Who Sing Every Single Word at Concerts

Chain Smokers

Santas Who Are Obviously Not Santa

Wondering if the Person You're Talking to Can See Your Eye Twitching

Charlie Brown Christmas Trees

Set the mood.

Lemons

Arsenic Monsters

In case you haven't heard, NASA discovered new bacteria with DNA composed of arsenic, rather than phosphorus. Give these organisms a few years of natural selection (give or take a few million years) and the NY subway will be rodent free!

Trying to Make Two North Poles Touch

Daddy Long Legs Minus Seven Legs

The Horses That Don't Go Up and Down

Kim Jong-il

Drowning in Your Hair

Disney's 50th feature film, Tangled, comes out today. Lookin' forward to watching it.

Next post will be on Monday. Have a great Thanksgiving!

Black-Eyed Susan

People Who Peek Through the Crack in Bathroom Stalls to See if They're Empty

Biker Babies

Rats That Don't Pass the Ball

Heartbroken Trolls

Puppets With Potty Mouths

People With Three Left Feet

Running From Your Past

Plastic Flamingos

These decorations are the kiss of death to any property...unless they're wearing bunny ears.

Teen Idols That Are Humanoid Robots

GUEST ARTIST: Fawn Veerasunthorn

This counts as lip-syncing, right?

Single People Who Sit So Close to You It's Impossible to Talk on Your Date

Talk Show Hosts Who Have to Prove Themselves Repeatedly

Conan O'Brien begins his run on TBS tonight at 11pm. Hopefully he got the "Bunny Ears" memo.

Forever in Blue Jeans

Neil Diamond must have had a thing for skinny jeans. Once they go on, they never come back off.

People Nicknamed "Periscope Pete"

Birds That Migrate Too Far North

Prisoners of the Serengeti

Deer in Headlights

Wearing Your Halloween Costume All Day at Work

Have a great Halloween weekend!

Vaguely Described Proposition Signs

GUEST ARTIST: Fawn Veerasunthorn

Directors Who Spew Flattery Fuel

Beware. After your ego has been topped off, you'll hear the question, "Would you be able to come in this weekend?"

Tacky Glow-in-the-Dark Boxers

Hula-Hooping Gila Monsters

Frankenstein

Jimmy McMillan

A.K.A. "'The Rent is Too Damn High' Guy"

Watch Jimmy in action during a NY Governor debate from October 18, 2010. If you're not sure you want to hand Jimmy your vote yet, I'd encourage that you listen to this interview with Opie and Anthony. He's a charmer.

Astronauts With Poor Budgets

Baby-Faced Bullies

Runny Hair Dye

It's a rainy day in LA. Make sure to take an umbrella...and some bunny ears.

Finger-Flavored Pie

GUEST ARTIST: Fawn Veerasunthorn

I'm bogged down with work, so nothing from me today. Have some pie, courtesy of Fawn.

Uncoordinated Cheerleaders

People Who Take Way More Than Ten Items Through the Express Check-Out Lane

GUEST ARTIST: Fawn Veerasunthorn

Sharktopi

I have not seen Sharktopus yet, but I hope to soon.