Really Long Cats

People Who Sing Every Single Word at Concerts

Chain Smokers

Santas Who Are Obviously Not Santa

Wondering if the Person You're Talking to Can See Your Eye Twitching

Charlie Brown Christmas Trees

Set the mood.

Lemons

Arsenic Monsters

In case you haven't heard, NASA discovered new bacteria with DNA composed of arsenic, rather than phosphorus. Give these organisms a few years of natural selection (give or take a few million years) and the NY subway will be rodent free!

Trying to Make Two North Poles Touch

Daddy Long Legs Minus Seven Legs